— Ministry of Pointless Abilities —

The Bureau of Useless Superpowers

An official registry of superpowers that, upon careful inspection, do nothing useful whatsoever.

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Our charter proudly offers all four canonical operations.

* The Bureau regrets to inform you that R, U and D have been suspended indefinitely by the Ministry. Please proceed to CREATE.

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